When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins ! (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers? (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now! (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love.
Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..! (Funny Sms sent by Lovesms.biz)
